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this was my first thanks giving in 8 years with out someone I thought I could spend my life with. It’s a unique type of longing I wasn’t very prepared for

I’m fresh our of an 8 year relationship. I’m feeling lost. Not sure why I’m posting here. Just grasping at anything.

bonecouch:

loveamongthesailors:

wizardjpeg:

and btw the seas are fully dried up

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

how would the bus driver know when to stop

beyoncescock:
“MY CHILDHOOD
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But cosmo was the one pregnant

beyoncescock:

MY CHILDHOOD

But cosmo was the one pregnant

ginasholtsoundboard:

sloth-friemb:

lunasong365:

catsbeaversandducks:

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

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How did i always read what the cat reads

IKR

6balls:

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

crocgirl420:

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Unfortunately this is EXTREMELY funny